Some Recent Plays
__________. High five, bro.
5 hours ago
74 Black people.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
5 hours ago
46 Clams.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
5 hours ago
70 Justin Bieber.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
5 hours ago
61 Spontaneous human combustion.
It's a trap!
5 hours ago
97 Friends with benefits.
White people like __________.
6 hours ago
55 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
What am I giving up for Lent?
17 hours ago
54 Exactly what you'd expect.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
17 hours ago
1 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
Grandma.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
17 hours ago
42 Overpowering your father.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
17 hours ago
37 Goblins.
z | 1
A brain tumor.
x | 2
Daddy issues.
c | 3
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
 
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