Some Recent Plays
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
6 hours ago
53 An icepick lobotomy.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
6 hours ago
82 A wheelchair death race.
What's the most emo?
6 hours ago
85 Tickle Me Elmo™.
What's the most emo?
6 hours ago
110 A sad handjob.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
13 hours ago
57 Adderall™.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
13 hours ago
71 Foreskin.
What's my secret power?
13 hours ago
50 Switching to Geico.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
13 hours ago
63 Cockfights.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
13 hours ago
43 Coat hanger abortions.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
13 hours ago
31 Steve Irwin.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
z | 1
Famine.
x | 2
Seduction.
c | 3
My inner demons.
 
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