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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
just now
73 A defective condom.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
just now
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Flavored condoms.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
just now
57 My inner demons.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
just now
98 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
1 mins ago
1 A wisecracking terrorist.
Testicular torsion.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
1 mins ago
98 Nipple blades.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
1 mins ago
43 Pretending to care.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
1 mins ago
46 Date rape.
What am I giving up for Lent?
1 mins ago
38 Cybernetic enhancements.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
1 mins ago
24 Friendly fire.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Enormous Scandinavian women.
x | 2
Pretending to care.
c | 3
Overpowering your father.
 
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