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In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
49 mins ago
1 Quivering jowls.
Farting and walking away.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
50 mins ago
80 Natural male enhancement.
What do old people smell like?
50 mins ago
112 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
51 mins ago
35 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
What's a girl's best friend?
51 mins ago
35 A robust mongoloid.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
51 mins ago
39 Flash flooding.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
52 mins ago
52 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
__________. High five, bro.
52 mins ago
47 Racially-biased SAT questions.
Why can't I sleep at night?
52 mins ago
29 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
52 mins ago
105 Viagra®.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Enormous Scandinavian women.
x | 2
Spontaneous human combustion.
c | 3
Quiche.
 
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