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During sex, I like to think about __________.
69 mins ago
91 Nazis.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
69 mins ago
42 Tripping balls.
What never fails to liven up the party?
69 mins ago
92 Pictures of boobs.
What helps Obama unwind?
70 mins ago
27 Santa Claus.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
70 mins ago
59 Britney Spears at 55.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
71 mins ago
1 A sad handjob.
A salty surprise.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
71 mins ago
64 Amputees.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
71 mins ago
1 American Gladiators.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
72 mins ago
1 Raptor attacks.
Unfathomable stupidity.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
72 mins ago
73 Old-people smell.
z | 1
Glenn Beck.
x | 2
MechaHitler.
c | 3
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
 
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