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Science will never explain the origin of __________.
just now
56 Full frontal nudity.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
just now
63 Raping and pillaging.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
just now
40 Keg stands.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
1 mins ago
73 The Rapture.
What's that smell?
1 mins ago
76 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
What are my parents hiding from me?
1 mins ago
91 Dead parents.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
1 mins ago
66 Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
1 mins ago
36 Bling.
It's a trap!
2 mins ago
108 An anal probe.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
2 mins ago
43 Ronald Reagan.
z | 1
Praying the gay away.
x | 2
A time travel paradox.
c | 3
New Age music.
 
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