Some Recent Plays
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
7 hours ago
30 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
7 hours ago
102 A sad handjob.
What will always get you laid?
7 hours ago
14 The Gulags.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
7 hours ago
2 My sex life.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
7 hours ago
2 Exchanging pleasantries.
Why do I hurt all over?
7 hours ago
63 Dwarf tossing.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
7 hours ago
93 Dead babies.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
7 hours ago
44 The invisible hand.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
7 hours ago
46 A monkey smoking a cigar.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
7 hours ago
50 Hope.
z | 1
Heath Ledger.
x | 2
My genitals.
c | 3
Hot Pockets.
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