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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
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49 Raping and pillaging.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
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Why do I hurt all over?
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45 Christopher Walken.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
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1 AIDS.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
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107 The KKK.
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I drink to forget __________.
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81 Penis envy.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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