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When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
41 mins ago
30 Tom Cruise.
What ended my last relationship?
41 mins ago
99 Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
41 mins ago
62 A passionate Latino lover.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
41 mins ago
106 72 virgins.
What's that sound?
41 mins ago
77 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
__________. High five, bro.
41 mins ago
97 Necrophilia.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
41 mins ago
2 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
A nuanced critique.
Betcha can't have just one!
41 mins ago
61 Republicans.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
41 mins ago
76 Literally eating shit.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
91 mins ago
98 The Amish.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Edible underpants.
x | 2
The heart of a child.
c | 3
Swooping.
 
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