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What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
just now
148 Anal beads.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
just now
49 Zeus's sexual appetites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
1 mins ago
A big hoopla about nothing.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
1 mins ago
72 Vehicular homicide.
What's a girl's best friend?
5 hours ago
101 Menstruation.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
5 hours ago
63 Sniffing glue.
Betcha can't have just one!
6 hours ago
105 Elderly Japanese men.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
6 hours ago
83 72 virgins.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
6 hours ago
74 BATMAN!!!
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
6 hours ago
2 Half-assed foreplay.
Golden showers.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
z | 1
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
x | 2
Hot cheese.
c | 3
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