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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
4 mins ago
4 Concealing a boner.
Raptor attacks.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
5 mins ago
72 Martha Stewart.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
5 mins ago
90 An anal probe.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
6 mins ago
23 Hurricane Katrina.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
6 hours ago
35 Skeletor.
What's a girl's best friend?
6 hours ago
38 Bees?
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
7 hours ago
36 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
7 hours ago
87 Crippling debt.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
7 hours ago
100 2 Girls 1 Cup.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
7 hours ago
66 Testicular torsion.
z | 1
Laying an egg.
x | 2
Harry Potter erotica.
c | 3
The placenta.
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