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When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
23 hours ago
28 The Übermensch.
__________. That's how I want to die.
33 hours ago
24 The economy.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
33 hours ago
37 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's my anti-drug?
33 hours ago
49 Vigilante justice.
What ended my last relationship?
33 hours ago
42 America.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
33 hours ago
95 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
What never fails to liven up the party?
33 hours ago
57 A windmill full of corpses.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
33 hours ago
62 Not reciprocating oral sex.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
33 hours ago
49 Dying.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
38 hours ago
82 Mouth herpes.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
Raping and pillaging.
x | 2
Racially-biased SAT questions.
c | 3
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
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