Some Recent Plays
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
just now
93 My vagina.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
just now
106 Doin' it in the butt.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
just now
73 Sexual tension.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
just now
69 The Jews.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
1 mins ago
46 Grandma.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 mins ago
127 That one gay Teletubby.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
2 mins ago
83 2 Girls 1 Cup.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
2 mins ago
88 Coat hanger abortions.
What's a girl's best friend?
3 mins ago
49 Literally eating shit.
What never fails to liven up the party?
3 mins ago
38 God.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
A passionate Latino lover.
x | 2
My relationship status.
c | 3
An anal probe.
 
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