Some Recent Plays
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
4 hours ago
49 Hunting accidents.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
4 hours ago
1 One thousand Slim Jims.
Tasteful sideboob.
White people like __________.
4 hours ago
31 Riding off into the sunset.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
4 hours ago
34 Road head.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
4 hours ago
37 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
4 hours ago
87 Hulk Hogan.
Why do I hurt all over?
4 hours ago
37 Seppuku.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
4 hours ago
61 The Virginia Tech Massacre.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
4 hours ago
51 Civilian casualties.
What's my anti-drug?
4 hours ago
73 Elderly Japanese men.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
x | 2
Racism.
c | 3
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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