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I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
114 mins ago
1 The clitoris.
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
115 mins ago
57 The homosexual agenda.
What's my secret power?
116 mins ago
80 Teenage pregnancy.
White people like __________.
117 mins ago
45 Estrogen.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
118 mins ago
25 The miracle of childbirth.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
118 mins ago
73 Douchebags on their iPhones.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
118 mins ago
51 Smallpox blankets.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
119 mins ago
49 Getting in her pants, politely.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
119 mins ago
123 A big black dick.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
119 mins ago
57 Grandma.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
World peace.
x | 2
Space muffins.
c | 3
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