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What's the crustiest?
just now
68 Preteens.
Why can't I sleep at night?
just now
27 Finding a skeleton.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
just now
47 Sean Connery.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
just now
75 The hardworking Mexican.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
just now
1 Assless chaps.
Dental dams.
What will always get you laid?
just now
71 Panda sex.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
1 mins ago
30 Italians.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
1 mins ago
74 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
1 mins ago
48 A fetus.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
1 mins ago
47 Raptor attacks.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
Statistically validated stereotypes.
x | 2
Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
c | 3
A web of lies.
 
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