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After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
6 hours ago
45 A mime having a stroke.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
6 hours ago
24 Words, words, words.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
6 hours ago
18 Lockjaw.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
6 hours ago
100 Anal beads.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
6 hours ago
75 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
6 hours ago
69 Roofies.
What will always get you laid?
6 hours ago
101 My vagina.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
6 hours ago
41 An Oedipus complex.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
15 hours ago
48 Michelle Obama's arms.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
16 hours ago
31 Popped collars.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
x | 2
Roofies.
c | 3
MechaHitler.
 
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