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__________. That's how I want to die.
11 hours ago
53 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
11 hours ago
78 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
What's the crustiest?
11 hours ago
67 Preteens.
What gets better with age?
11 hours ago
81 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
11 hours ago
89 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
What's my secret power?
11 hours ago
33 Words, words, words.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
11 hours ago
1 Dead parents.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's that smell?
11 hours ago
19 A big hoopla about nothing.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
11 hours ago
1 William Shatner.
Eating too much of a lamp.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
11 hours ago
35 Frolicking.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
Porn stars.
x | 2
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
c | 3
Dick fingers.
 
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