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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
4 hours ago
60 Free samples.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
21 hours ago
65 Martha Stewart.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
24 hours ago
1 Dwarf tossing.
African children.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
24 hours ago
1 Gloryholes.
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
What's my secret power?
24 hours ago
28 The four arms of Vishnu.
What's my secret power?
27 hours ago
79 Puberty.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
27 hours ago
1 Pooping in the soup.
Pictures of boobs.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
27 hours ago
49 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
27 hours ago
82 Crystal meth.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
27 hours ago
39 Spectacular abs.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
z | 1
Mouth herpes.
x | 2
Crystal meth.
c | 3
Deflowering the princess.
 
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