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When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
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71 Italians.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
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82 Tasteful sideboob.
Why can't I sleep at night?
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37 The American Dream.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
1 mins ago
79 A vajazzled vagina.
War! What is it good for?
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28 Skeletor.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
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88 MechaHitler.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
2 mins ago
1 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
A stray pube.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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93 Nazis.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
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63 The placenta.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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73 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
z | 1
x | 2
A neglected Tamagotchi™.
c | 3
Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
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