Some Recent Plays
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
25 mins ago
63 Front butt.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
25 mins ago
56 Man meat.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
25 mins ago
82 Suicidal thoughts.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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93 German dungeon porn.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
117 mins ago
30 Tom Cruise.
What ended my last relationship?
117 mins ago
99 Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
117 mins ago
62 A passionate Latino lover.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
117 mins ago
106 72 virgins.
What's that sound?
118 mins ago
77 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
__________. High five, bro.
118 mins ago
97 Necrophilia.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
z | 1
Goats eating cans.
x | 2
Multiple stab wounds.
c | 3
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
 
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