Some Recent Plays
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
22 mins ago
70 Sexting.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
22 mins ago
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
22 mins ago
36 A wisecracking terrorist.
What helps Obama unwind?
22 mins ago
76 Half-assed foreplay.
Why am I sticky?
22 mins ago
23 Explosions.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
23 mins ago
49 Getting really high.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
23 mins ago
75 Horse meat.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
23 mins ago
87 Bestiality.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
23 mins ago
24 A lifetime of sadness.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
23 mins ago
39 Shaft.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
z | 1
Menstruation.
x | 2
Justin Bieber.
c | 3
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
 
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