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What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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33 The folly of man.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
11 hours ago
39 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
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36 Self-loathing.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
11 hours ago
1 Boogers.
A woman scorned.
It's a trap!
11 hours ago
61 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
11 hours ago
123 Masturbation.
__________? There's an app for that.
11 hours ago
80 Natural male enhancement.
What ended my last relationship?
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54 Doing the right thing.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
11 hours ago
2 Dead parents.
Black people.
What's my anti-drug?
11 hours ago
72 Sniffing glue.
z | 1
Porn stars.
x | 2
The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
c | 3
Giving 110 percent.
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