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I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
119 mins ago
1 The clitoris.
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
2 hours ago
57 The homosexual agenda.
What's my secret power?
2 hours ago
80 Teenage pregnancy.
White people like __________.
2 hours ago
45 Estrogen.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
2 hours ago
25 The miracle of childbirth.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
2 hours ago
73 Douchebags on their iPhones.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
2 hours ago
51 Smallpox blankets.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
2 hours ago
49 Getting in her pants, politely.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
2 hours ago
123 A big black dick.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
2 hours ago
57 Grandma.
z | 1
Pictures of boobs.
x | 2
Hot cheese.
c | 3
Raping and pillaging.
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