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During sex, I like to think about __________.
just now
29 Sexting.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
1 mins ago
63 Masturbation.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
1 mins ago
104 Doin' it in the butt.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
2 mins ago
57 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
3 mins ago
74 Kim Jong-il.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
4 mins ago
37 Flightless birds.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
5 mins ago
80 Martha Stewart.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
6 mins ago
52 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
7 mins ago
124 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
8 mins ago
30 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
Active listening.
x | 2
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
c | 3
Catapults.
 
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