Some Recent Plays
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
4 hours ago
55 The Thong Song.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
4 hours ago
63 Jewish fraternities.
War! What is it good for?
4 hours ago
78 Asians who aren't good at math.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
4 hours ago
82 Inappropriate yodeling.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
4 hours ago
1 White privilege.
Panty raids.
What am I giving up for Lent?
4 hours ago
76 Masturbation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
4 hours ago
40 Whipping it out.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
4 hours ago
20 Parting the Red Sea.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
4 hours ago
101 Another goddamn vampire movie.
__________. It's a trap!
4 hours ago
53 Nip slips.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
Gandalf.
x | 2
Girls who shouldn't go wild.
c | 3
A brain tumor.
 
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