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When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
2 hours ago
68 The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
2 hours ago
30 Leveling up.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
2 hours ago
61 A stray pube.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
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49 Adderall™.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
2 hours ago
34 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
107 African children.
What gets better with age?
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27 Popped collars.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
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62 Sunshine and rainbows.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
2 hours ago
1 Coughing into a vagina.
My humps.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 hours ago
58 Customer service representatives.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
z | 1
The heart of a child.
x | 2
My machete.
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Hormone injections.
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