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What do old people smell like?
just now
46 Amputees.
White people like __________.
just now
82 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
just now
46 AXE Body Spray.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
1 mins ago
131 A sad handjob.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
1 mins ago
61 Adderall™.
Why can't I sleep at night?
1 mins ago
75 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
1 mins ago
69 The World of Warcraft.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
2 mins ago
1 A zesty breakfast burrito.
Waiting 'til marriage.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
2 mins ago
25 Global warming.
What's the most emo?
3 mins ago
97 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
z | 1
Overpowering your father.
x | 2
Heath Ledger.
c | 3
The Holy Bible.
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