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War! What is it good for?
9 hours ago
60 Passive-aggression.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
9 hours ago
42 Embryonic stem cells.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
30 hours ago
47 Bling.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
30 hours ago
42 Goats eating cans.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
30 hours ago
25 The American Dream.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
50 hours ago
38 Altar boys.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
50 hours ago
23 Re-gifting.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
50 hours ago
35 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
50 hours ago
64 Half-assed foreplay.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
50 hours ago
23 Switching to Geico.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
z | 1
An icepick lobotomy.
x | 2
Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
c | 3
Scrubbing under the folds.
 
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