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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 hours ago
79 Kids with ass cancer.
Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
42 The Holy Bible.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
2 hours ago
39 Dwarf tossing.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
2 hours ago
65 Dorito breath.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
65 The miracle of childbirth.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
56 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
3 hours ago
50 The World of Warcraft.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
20 hours ago
42 Men.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
23 hours ago
37 Dorito breath.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
23 hours ago
65 Poor life choices.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
z | 1
One thousand Slim Jims.
x | 2
A zesty breakfast burrito.
c | 3
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
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