Some Recent Plays
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
11 mins ago
68 The homosexual agenda.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
11 mins ago
108 Black people.
What do old people smell like?
12 mins ago
46 Amputees.
White people like __________.
12 mins ago
82 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
12 mins ago
46 AXE Body Spray.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
13 mins ago
131 A sad handjob.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
13 mins ago
61 Adderall™.
Why can't I sleep at night?
13 mins ago
75 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
13 mins ago
69 The World of Warcraft.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
14 mins ago
1 A zesty breakfast burrito.
Waiting 'til marriage.
z | 1
A woman scorned.
x | 2
The milk man.
c | 3
A defective condom.
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