Some Recent Plays
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
70 mins ago
47 Bling.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
70 mins ago
42 Goats eating cans.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
70 mins ago
25 The American Dream.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
22 hours ago
38 Altar boys.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
22 hours ago
23 Re-gifting.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
22 hours ago
35 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
22 hours ago
64 Half-assed foreplay.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
22 hours ago
23 Switching to Geico.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
22 hours ago
45 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
What's a girl's best friend?
22 hours ago
69 Passable transvestites.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
z | 1
Vigorous jazz hands.
x | 2
A fetus.
c | 3
Consultants.
 
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