Some Recent Plays
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
92 mins ago
78 Natural male enhancement.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
92 mins ago
93 Sexual humiliation.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
92 mins ago
61 Dry heaving.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
93 mins ago
91 My sex life.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
93 mins ago
111 Justin Bieber.
Why am I sticky?
93 mins ago
91 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
93 mins ago
19 Me time.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
93 mins ago
70 A stray pube.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
93 mins ago
32 Mutually-assured destruction.
93 mins ago
78 Pedophiles.
z | 1
Vigorous jazz hands.
x | 2
Copping a feel.
c | 3
Actually taking candy from a baby.
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