Some Recent Plays
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
4 mins ago
33 The terrorists.
Why can't I sleep at night?
13 mins ago
59 Tasteful sideboob.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 hours ago
34 Lunchables™.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 hours ago
38 Public ridicule.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
8 hours ago
88 My genitals.
War! What is it good for?
8 hours ago
58 Mouth herpes.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
8 hours ago
40 Cuddling.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
8 hours ago
63 Sperm whales.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
8 hours ago
1 Explosions.
Actually taking candy from a baby.
__________? There's an app for that.
8 hours ago
25 Friends who eat all your snacks.
z | 1
Christopher Walken.
x | 2
Nip slips.
c | 3
Nocturnal emissions.
 
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