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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
16 mins ago
32 Party poopers.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
117 mins ago
9 Aaron Burr.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
117 mins ago
47 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
117 mins ago
84 A vajazzled vagina.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
8 hours ago
48 Robert Downey, Jr.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
8 hours ago
41 Licking things to claim them as your own.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
8 hours ago
33 Statistically validated stereotypes.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
20 hours ago
26 John Wilkes Booth.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
44 hours ago
97 The boners of the elderly.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
44 hours ago
62 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
z | 1
Paris Hilton.
x | 2
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
c | 3
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