Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
7 hours ago
53 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
15 hours ago
59 The gays.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
15 hours ago
1 Nip slips.
Figgy pudding.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
15 hours ago
81 Robbing a sperm bank.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
15 hours ago
49 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
15 hours ago
42 Hot Pockets®.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
15 hours ago
42 Friends who eat all the snacks.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
15 hours ago
1 Douchebags on their iPhones.
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What never fails to liven up the party?
15 hours ago
46 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
What helps Obama unwind?
15 hours ago
71 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
Pooping in the soup.
x | 2
Frolicking.
c | 3
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
 
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