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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
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45 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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38 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
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31 The Force.
War! What is it good for?
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59 Crippling debt.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
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37 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
1 mins ago
20 Chutzpah.
What gets better with age?
7 hours ago
53 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
15 hours ago
59 The gays.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
15 hours ago
1 Nip slips.
Figgy pudding.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
15 hours ago
81 Robbing a sperm bank.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
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x | 2
c | 3
A sad handjob.
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