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The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
just now
66 Pooping in the soup.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
just now
55 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
Why do I hurt all over?
just now
42 Peeing a little bit.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
just now
1 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
Glenn Beck.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
1 mins ago
20 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
1 mins ago
40 Will Smith.
White people like __________.
1 mins ago
40 Friction.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
1 mins ago
38 Vikings.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
1 mins ago
71 Pedophiles.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
1 mins ago
24 Making a pouty face.
z | 1
Barack Obama.
x | 2
An asymmetric boob job.
c | 3
The Force.
 
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