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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
12 hours ago
67 A windmill full of corpses.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
12 hours ago
1 The Pope.
Natural male enhancement.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
12 hours ago
62 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
__________. High five, bro.
12 hours ago
54 Land mines.
White people like __________.
12 hours ago
74 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
12 hours ago
47 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
12 hours ago
1 A big hoopla about nothing.
Masturbation.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
12 hours ago
63 Penis envy.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
12 hours ago
96 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
12 hours ago
57 Ring Pops™.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
Doing the right thing.
x | 2
Vigilante justice.
c | 3
The harsh light of day.
 
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