Some Recent Plays
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
21 hours ago
30 Statistically validated stereotypes.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
56 hours ago
23 Being marginalized.
What are my parents hiding from me?
56 hours ago
86 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
56 hours ago
70 Jew-fros.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
56 hours ago
104 Flavored condoms.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
56 hours ago
111 Teenage pregnancy.
What's that smell?
68 hours ago
74 Child abuse.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
68 hours ago
66 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
68 hours ago
1 Repression.
A murder most foul.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
68 hours ago
2 Bees?
A Gypsy curse.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
x | 2
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
c | 3
George Clooney's musk.
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