Some Recent Plays
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
7 hours ago
21 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
7 hours ago
100 Tasteful sideboob.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
7 hours ago
16 Pretending to care.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
7 hours ago
96 My sex life.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
7 hours ago
103 72 virgins.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
7 hours ago
92 The gays.
Why am I sticky?
7 hours ago
14 A woman scorned.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
7 hours ago
77 Improvised explosive devices.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
7 hours ago
1 Tripping balls.
Glenn Beck.
What will always get you laid?
7 hours ago
67 A passionate Latino lover.
z | 1
Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
x | 2
Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
c | 3
Genital piercings.
 
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