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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
9 hours ago
18 This answer is postmodern.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
10 hours ago
84 Dead babies.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
11 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A mopey zoo lion.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
11 hours ago
1 My sex life.
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
11 hours ago
65 Catapults.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
11 hours ago
74 Barack Obama.
Betcha can't have just one!
11 hours ago
40 PCP.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
11 hours ago
49 Smegma.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
11 hours ago
47 One thousand Slim Jims.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
11 hours ago
44 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
z | 1
Land mines.
x | 2
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
c | 3
Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.
 
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