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59 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
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55 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
90 mins ago
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Friends who eat all the snacks.
What ended my last relationship?
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66 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
__________. That's how I want to die.
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__________. High five, bro.
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A robust mongoloid.
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TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
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63 Teenage pregnancy.
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108 A vajazzled vagina.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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Scrotum tickling.
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Figgy pudding.
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