Some Recent Plays
War! What is it good for?
10 hours ago
60 Passive-aggression.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
10 hours ago
42 Embryonic stem cells.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
31 hours ago
47 Bling.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
31 hours ago
42 Goats eating cans.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
31 hours ago
25 The American Dream.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
52 hours ago
38 Altar boys.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
52 hours ago
23 Re-gifting.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
52 hours ago
35 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
52 hours ago
64 Half-assed foreplay.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
52 hours ago
23 Switching to Geico.
z | 1
Coughing into a vagina.
x | 2
Dead babies.
c | 3
Scientology.
 
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