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What ended my last relationship?
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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
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What's that sound?
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__________. High five, bro.
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In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
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A nuanced critique.
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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Crumpets with the Queen.
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The placenta.
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Take-backsies.
 
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