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When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
90 mins ago
1 Bestiality.
72 virgins.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
90 mins ago
86 Mouth herpes.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
90 mins ago
1 Making sex at her.
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
91 mins ago
43 Barack Obama.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
91 mins ago
31 The Holy Bible.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
91 mins ago
94 Nazis.
__________: good to the last drop.
91 mins ago
74 A passionate Latino lover.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
3 hours ago
1 Scientology.
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
3 hours ago
30 Frolicking.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
3 hours ago
28 Dying of dysentery.
z | 1
The Rapture.
x | 2
Pooping in the soup.
c | 3
A cooler full of organs.
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