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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
10 hours ago
18 This answer is postmodern.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
10 hours ago
84 Dead babies.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
12 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A mopey zoo lion.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
12 hours ago
1 My sex life.
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
12 hours ago
65 Catapults.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
12 hours ago
74 Barack Obama.
Betcha can't have just one!
12 hours ago
40 PCP.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
12 hours ago
49 Smegma.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
12 hours ago
47 One thousand Slim Jims.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
12 hours ago
44 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
z | 1
A sad handjob.
x | 2
Vigilante justice.
c | 3
Not reciprocating oral sex.
 
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