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I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
just now
34 Whitney Houston.
War! What is it good for?
just now
62 Toni Morrison's vagina.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
just now
23 The glass ceiling.
__________: good to the last drop.
just now
16 This answer is postmodern.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
just now
71 Queefing.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
just now
19 Historical revisionism.
What's a girl's best friend?
just now
34 People who smell their own socks.
What gets better with age?
just now
57 Judge Judy.
Why do I hurt all over?
just now
14 Classist undertones.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
just now
21 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
z | 1
Literally eating shit.
x | 2
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
c | 3
The homosexual agenda.
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