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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
1 mins ago
42 A really cool hat.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
1 mins ago
111 The hardworking Mexican.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
1 mins ago
134 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
1 mins ago
56 Land mines.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
2 mins ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
A zesty breakfast burrito.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
2 mins ago
83 Racism.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
2 mins ago
49 Raping and pillaging.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
2 mins ago
68 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Why do I hurt all over?
2 mins ago
45 Christopher Walken.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 mins ago
1 AIDS.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
z | 1
Twinkies®.
x | 2
Taking off your shirt.
c | 3
The Kool-Aid Man.
 
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