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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
95 mins ago
36 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
96 mins ago
44 The terrorists.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
96 mins ago
43 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
__________? There's an app for that.
96 mins ago
38 Dorito breath.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
4 hours ago
84 Nazis.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
4 hours ago
83 Making the penises kiss.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
4 hours ago
48 Another goddamn vampire movie.
What will always get you laid?
4 hours ago
72 Edible underpants.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
4 hours ago
1 Raping and pillaging.
Attitude.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
25 hours ago
89 Pedophiles.
z | 1
Quiche.
x | 2
Appreciative snapping.
c | 3
Making a pouty face.
 
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