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Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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39 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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82 A bleached asshole.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
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71 A fetus.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
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35 Party poopers.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
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34 Whitney Houston.
War! What is it good for?
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62 Toni Morrison's vagina.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
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23 The glass ceiling.
__________: good to the last drop.
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16 This answer is postmodern.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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71 Queefing.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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19 Historical revisionism.
z | 1
Beating your wives.
x | 2
Winking at old people.
c | 3
A big hoopla about nothing.
 
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